Passing a NG tube on a horse this morning, I got lube on my mouthpiece, here’s the conversation with the owner, near 70 years old:
Me: Blech, that tastes god-awful
Her: I bet! You know, you ought to get that flavored stuff at the exotic store.
Me:Β π³….You think they have strawberry?
Her: Or chocolate!
Published by Justin Jornigan
1987 model, gently used, a little rusty. Husband to Megan. I have the best dog in the world β a mutt named Tucker (Tuck, or Tucker J). We have a farm with 3 horses, 2 barn cats, and 2 house cats. I was born in the most beautiful place on earth β the mountains of Western North Carolina β and have returned here. First generation college graduate. Iβm an introvert with a very extroverted job. Large animal veterinarian. I enjoy playing piano, quite walks along the creek, craft beer, life-giving conversation, scuba diving, riding horses, and mowing. I like to write, but donβt get to do it enough. I enjoy non-fiction, biographies, and progessive Christian thought. I hate the texture of most soft things β think dryer lint and cotton balls and ridiculous fleecy blankets. I love the smell of silage, horses, a leather shop, and the hardware store. I live for moments of unexpectedly laughing to tears and crampy cheeks, and to feel and smell the cold air right before it snows.
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